The Kingdom of Loathing

Category: Accessible Games

Post 1 by lelia (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2006 22:20:26

Hi all, I'd appreciate it if someone could tell me how to get past this stupid english lesson on Kingdom of Loathing. What I mean is, I am trying to be able to chat so I can ask questions, and I have to finish sentences, and I thought I was doing it right but apparently not.
If someone could help me out with this situation, I'd appreciate it. thanks in advance.

Lelia

Post 2 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2006 23:27:13

um, what is kingdom of loathing?

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 18-Oct-2006 7:40:54

lelia, i would be happy to help you, as i use loathing chat.

alternatevly you can use the forums where you will have to email the admin to help you with the security code to register.

silvercheater, kingdom of loathing is a really addictive game. i've been playing for only a few weeks, but it is fantastic!

Post 4 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 18-Oct-2006 16:09:26

hello lelia, i have been a membe of loathing for over a year now.
would love to help you out.
just send me a PM, or you can join my clan.
my players name is zentar7 and the name of the clan is just don't know, note.after you are in the clan, you'll start getting 500 meat a day, plus i have some spoilers posted up.
there are some other members from the zone that i'm sure will help you out like dan,
hope to hear from you soon.
zentar

Post 5 by lelia (Zone BBS Addict) on Wednesday, 18-Oct-2006 20:12:24

Hey all, thanks for the replies. I finally figured out how to get in to chat, now I need to figure out how to chat but I can do that. Its easy to use I see. I love it. I am level 2, so can't join a clan it says till I'm level 3.

Lelia

Post 6 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Wednesday, 18-Oct-2006 20:52:21

Yay for KoL, I'm currently attempting to get past the Naughty Sorceress's Entrance Caverns en route to my first acention, hopefully.
So how do you pass that English thingy anyway?
My playername on there is Methoataske, and if you want to join a pretty cool little clan check out Club Jehenna (I know I spelled that wrong) which is co-run by zoner Chifu. Keep adventuring!!

Post 7 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Wednesday, 18-Oct-2006 23:38:33

um, how do I get to kingdom of loathing?

Post 8 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Thursday, 19-Oct-2006 12:26:02

go to http://www.kingdomofloathing.com You can learn more about the site and sign up there.

Post 9 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 19-Oct-2006 15:16:34

i'm trying to defeat the boss bat at the moment

Post 10 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Thursday, 19-Oct-2006 15:49:31

Oh God that took me forever!!! Try a Potion of Tempoarary gr8ness, they always help!

Post 11 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Thursday, 19-Oct-2006 17:14:54

I didn't have to punch in any security codes for KOL chat. I think, the pass the test, I just pasted one of the sentences into the thing that looks like it's for a security code. Now, if only I could acquire a potion of temporary gr8ness, I, too, could vanquish the Boss Bat. LOL.



Cheers,



-Dave (AKA Sobadude on KOL)


Level 6 in Pastamancy

Post 12 by Meka (carpe Diem!) on Thursday, 19-Oct-2006 22:53:15

I, too, am on Kingdom of Loathing as Jaliyana. But my little pastamancer is suffering from not really knowing anyone, and not really knowing what the heck to be doing. I'm in the market searching for something that I forgot by now. I'm a quick learner! Would love to hook up with you guys.

Meka

Post 13 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Thursday, 19-Oct-2006 23:53:53

What do you need? I may have it; been accumulating some odds and ends in my travelss

Post 14 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Friday, 20-Oct-2006 6:21:49

Yeah, it pays to be a pack rat, you never know when that random odd or end could come in handy. If you're up to level 3 feel free to join the clan I'm in, it's in one of my posts above. And if you want anything, let me know, I have a lot of stuff floating around.
Methoataske, level 11 Turtle Tamer

Post 15 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 20-Oct-2006 6:52:29

yay. defeated the bat. used some sauce from the market.

on to my next quest

Post 16 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Friday, 20-Oct-2006 11:13:44

Congrats, Iternity, on beating the bat! What kind of sauce and from which market?

Post 17 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Friday, 20-Oct-2006 17:35:25

I'm on kingdom of loathing as Chita...and I'm a little confused. for one thing, what is 'moxie'? And for another, I have a mosquito fimiliar...but how do I get a different kind? And for a third: the Council of Loathing gave me a quest (I think it was a quest, anyway) to find them a mosquito larva. But the last quest in my quest log is the Toot oriel's quest to put the action figure back together. I completed it. So why aren't any later quests showing up?
I'd like to find some of you on there because I'm kinda lost and alone on KOL at the moment. Gracias in advance for helping me answer the above questions. :)

Post 18 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 20-Oct-2006 18:43:12

ok, there is alot more then quests, there are hidin parts and areas that won't open till you get to a serten level, spending alot of time in one area is a good idea, just to find all the items, if you get bord in one area you can go to another.building your stats up will make your player grow, you do this by fighting different monsters, some give different points, and on serten days, you'll get even more.again my clans name is just don't know, joining will give you 500 meat a day plus some of your hit points and mono points will be returned after roll over and there are some spoilers listed in the clan bords and some items you can take.

Post 19 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Friday, 20-Oct-2006 20:47:06

Am a loyal member of Just Don't Know; the stash is great. Also, spend some time in the gym. Oh, that reminds me, I need to go and make my meat donation for today. LOL.

Post 20 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 14:49:08

Ah yes, the gym is extremely helpful!! So is that meatbush they just put in the clan rumpus room.

Post 21 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 19:09:41

Okay. The last thing, for the moment, that I'm having trouble with, is finding the Boss Bat. I can't seem to go anywhere in the bat hole except for the entrence...any little pieces of advise? :)

Post 22 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 12:25:51

find away to break up some rocks with sound

Post 23 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 13:08:12

okay, thanks. :)

Post 24 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 22:16:42

Ah, I love those "Sonar in a Bisket"....

Post 25 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 23-Oct-2006 7:09:48

well, i'm now on level 6, and trying to pass the goblin king.

if only i could let him fight me

Post 26 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 23-Oct-2006 9:28:35

only in a serten outfit will the king see you.

Post 27 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 23-Oct-2006 14:22:34

yes, i found him. the cob's nob herram.

Post 28 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Monday, 23-Oct-2006 14:36:33

Hmmmm, so, I got past the pile of rocks in the bat hole. Now, I find billions and billions of ratbats and batrats. LOL. Guess I'm still not worthy of the boss bat's attention.

Post 29 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Monday, 23-Oct-2006 17:38:26

Yeah, it takes a while to fight your way past them. Also, if you're up to level six, you can get onto the Mysterious Island and visit the Hippie
Camp, Pirate's Cove, and Frathouse. If you collect the hippie, pirate, and fratboy outfits you can go to each of those places in disguise and gain more muscle, mysticality, and moxy. And in the case of the frathouse, beer.

Post 30 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2006 9:02:02

thanks, never knew about those places

where are they?

Post 31 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 14:56:55

so, how's everyone doing with the game?

Post 32 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 22:04:42

very slow, god how many dusty bones can there be

Post 33 by lelia (Zone BBS Addict) on Friday, 27-Oct-2006 15:11:48

I'm not doing badly. I am now level 3 I think. Its fun!!!

Lelia

Post 34 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Friday, 27-Oct-2006 17:01:59

Glad for that exposure to Moriah Kerry; one never knows what will come in handy, for what, or when. I think, for a change of scenery, I'll head south of the border for a bit.

Post 35 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 04-Nov-2006 8:44:15

congrats lelia.

i'm level 6

Post 36 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 06-Nov-2006 11:04:35

and still trying to defeat the goblin king

Post 37 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Monday, 06-Nov-2006 16:21:56

I have vanquished the Boss Bat, and have the belt to prove it. He weren't easy, though. I lost almost half my hit points in the fight. A worthy oponent, I'd say. lol. I then weent back to my camp site, where I had a taco and an ice-cold six-pack to celebrate.

Post 38 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 07-Nov-2006 6:37:24

congrats dave

yes, the bats were hard.

i'd say there the hardest so far

Post 39 by angel mas (Newborn Zoner) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 10:41:56

Hey I'm level 6 and still haven't managed to kill the goblin king yet either.

Post 40 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 17:19:01

Looks like I've caught up with some of you, having beaten the Boss Bat. The Goblin King has yet to notice me. I guess my Knollish Cross-dresser outfit isn't the right one? The elite Goblin guards are tough, though I've won the fights so far. My efforts have been thus far rewarded with the lab key and a few bottles of perfume.

Post 41 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Sunday, 12-Nov-2006 2:02:16

Daniel, in order to get the King to notice you, you have to dress up as a Knob Goblin Harem "Girl and spray on some Knob Goblin Harem Girl perfume. Then he'll notice you for sure.
As for me, still stuck at level 11. Need to find (or figure out how to make) a digital key

Post 42 by PurringTurtle (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 30-Dec-2006 1:53:06

Played in the land of pixels yet.. that will help... I am to the sorceress now, but sort of have been there for a year, and just sort of quit for a while. If anyone's interested, I am Turtlecat, the Turtletamer on there... I hope to run into ya';; over there too. I think i am level 15... I don't know for sure.. If any of you need stuff, let me know and I can try to help.

Post 43 by shaletty (Newborn Zoner) on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2007 6:17:00

Hi. if anyone wants to talk to me on kol, my in game name is white_horror. I'm in the order of the phenix clan.

shaletti

Post 44 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 04-Jan-2007 8:40:46

I was a level 8 but didnt log on for two months gonna go recreate my account

Post 45 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 05-Jan-2007 6:38:09

hey my in game id is lights_rage I applied to this clan i was asked to join so yeah we shall see on that.

Post 46 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Monday, 08-Jan-2007 10:57:46

Hey, does anyone have any spare long skinny balloons? I'm trying to get past a section of the naughty sorceress's cave and I need to make a balloon monkey, but I don't have enough materials and I'm somewhat short on meat at the moment. If anyone has any spares, my in-game name is methoataske and I'd really appreciate if you'd send them along. I have a lot of stuff in my inventory that I'd be more than happy to give away!!

Post 47 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Sunday, 14-Jan-2007 5:51:06

I was thinking about joining Kingdomn of Loathing but my question is. Which character would you best reccomend me picking when signing up?

Post 48 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 5:59:16

how many do you need?

i have some i collected from the fun house in the nearby plains.

as for me, i am on level 8. trying to destory the cerpt, and get some snake charms from pirate's cove

Post 49 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 10:15:21

you can start with any character, for when you ascend you can start al over with a diffent class

Post 50 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 10:26:04

Thanks, Bryan. I just didn't want to be stuck with one class cuz that stink after awhile.

Post 51 by Amethyst Moon (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 14:23:32

Oh no, I'm already established on RuneScape with 2 quests, now you're going to get me addicted to another game, joy! Guess I'll have to check it out. Is it like Runescape or is it more text-based?

Post 52 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 17:45:00

I haven't signed up KOL yet. I persaonlly like RuneScape overall the the RPGs I've found so far. Expecially now that I can bake Cakes (3 Servings) per Cake which makes a good healing source and just sell them to players. Pretty soon I may be able to catch Lobsters the best Health Restoring source in the game. If you need any Cakes or Lobsters let me know.

Post 53 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 13:56:46

well, i am now trying to do a quest at mount mclarge.not sure, if i really know what to do.

i havon't got any snake charms from pirates cove yet, and i have one more part of the cerpt

Post 54 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Sunday, 11-Feb-2007 19:32:32

Well, I'm still stuck fast on level 2, character name is Dumbledorefan, and I can never get it right with that stupid Literacy test either. If anyone's got any hints and tips on passing that stupid test to gain access to the chat forums, pleas please please, let me know.

Post 55 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 25-Feb-2007 17:32:03

Hi, i've just joijned kingdom of loathing, user name on there is blairwitch. don't know how to get any friends on there or anything. and i'm also stuck. i've just got some mosquito lava as part of a quest, and they told me i should keep it as a pet, but need to buy some trade mark growing thing, can't remember what exactly and not sure where to go for that, or where to put it at my camp site. also, i'm unsure as to how to hang my training completion certificate up there too, but yeah, i'm a newby and the name is blairwitch on there.

Post 56 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 06-Mar-2007 11:15:58

First to the members in my clan, there are 2 places where you can get some free meat and I’ve added some more items, soon there will be 3 areas where you can get more meat.
Second, I’m trying to find some spoilers for making advance weapons and other, equipment for example, not sure what I can combine the glowing red eye with, and I tried looking in the forms but could not really find anything, so if anybody has some hints please let me know, thanks.
Third if anybody needs help with some basic things I can send you a file but not everything is there but it can be a big help... Just let me know and I can email you a couple of files, for those in the clan there are some spoilers posted in the boards.
Thanks to those that can help.

Post 57 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 09-Mar-2007 6:09:02

Hi bryan, i've hung the certificate and used the tererium plant. the files would be of big help, my email address is in my profile. feel free to email.

Post 58 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 17-Mar-2007 10:03:54

Hmmm, was hoping somebody knew how to make some of the enchanted weapons, pants, shirts, off hand items, and so forth.
To Kay, sorry, had my files on my laptop and the hard drive went out, so I’m redoing all them files again but I did send Dan some so may be he can send what I sent him to you. then once I finish redoing everything I’ll let people know.

Post 59 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Thursday, 22-Mar-2007 22:26:35

I am on Kol. my char name is liamerven. if your char needs a boost, I will try and help out a bit.

Post 60 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 23-Mar-2007 11:46:20

ok, when my desktop's fixed up, i'll ge t the files off dan. and yeah, character boosting would be a good thing.

Post 61 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 07-Apr-2007 11:58:54

I'm stuck on level three I can't get past the rats I also got the larva it's sitting in my closet because I'm not sure what to do with it.

Post 62 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 07-Apr-2007 12:13:54

okay I applied for the clan my name is talest question can you apply fore more then 1 clan

Post 63 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 07-Apr-2007 12:14:18

okay I applied for the clan my name is talest question can you apply fore more then 1 clan

Post 64 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Saturday, 07-Apr-2007 15:14:26

Put the mosquito larva into your terrarium; it will mature into a mosquito adult, which you take with you. When it bites your opponent, it transfers some small number of manna or hit points to you. As it gains weight, it becomes more helpful. I have a starfish that does wonders!

Post 65 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 07-Apr-2007 16:18:25

how due you get others also can you join more then one clan.
one more question how long is a day and how do you know.

Post 66 by TonjaGlass (Wisewoman of What?) on Saturday, 07-Apr-2007 23:15:15

Look guys I am doing really well on Kol. I have a store called Athena's bargain hut.. If one of you are stuck or see something in there that can help.. ingame mail me at Athenasbrat. I will be glad to help

Post 67 by TonjaGlass (Wisewoman of What?) on Saturday, 07-Apr-2007 23:16:51

Oh by the way. Bryan I am in a shitty clan. How do you leave clan and join another. I have never been able to find a link to do so

Post 68 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 07-Apr-2007 23:44:21

I'm still waiting for my conformation to a clan my name on col is talest ,I'm level 4 whare is your store at

Post 69 by TonjaGlass (Wisewoman of What?) on Sunday, 08-Apr-2007 0:13:26

go to mall and do store search for Athena's Bargain Hut. If there is anything in there that you REALLY could use let me know and i will sell it to you at the minimum price the mall system will let me.

Post 70 by TonjaGlass (Wisewoman of What?) on Sunday, 08-Apr-2007 0:15:28

but remember, just because it looks good does not mean you can use it. Some items require certain stat levels before they can be used. always check it out before you buy something or your money could be wasted

Post 71 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 08-Apr-2007 9:29:14

I need a new weapon my spokey stick isn't working well with the higher level rats and bats whare can I get better weapons I'm level 4

Post 72 by TonjaGlass (Wisewoman of What?) on Sunday, 08-Apr-2007 15:15:51

how many moxie, mystical, and muscle points do you have? I can send you something that you can use, but need to know your limits

Post 73 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 08-Apr-2007 15:59:16

yeah, same here. i have a lot of weapons that are no use to me now

Post 74 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 08-Apr-2007 21:10:55

um let me go and look that up

Post 75 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 08-Apr-2007 21:17:17

ok here my stats Level 4

Post 76 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 08-Apr-2007 21:18:43

also I am wondering how to get more adventures with out getting drunk

Post 77 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 3:29:28

Okay, I've just created a character and logged in, now what do I do?

Post 78 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 4:12:39

extremely confused about how to get around

Post 79 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 6:37:51

Never mind. I know what I'm doing. Damn, this game is fun. I love it. lol

Post 80 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 6:45:45

yeah exactly, it is very addictive

Post 81 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 6:57:33

I could play this for hours. lol

Post 82 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 9:22:47

so could i

Post 83 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 14:01:39

sorry, have not been here for a while but to the one question i can answer about leaving a clan, you can do it in your clan, there should be a link some where in the clan, they have changed it around a little so sorry can't tell you more then that, good luck and thanks to all tat are joining my clan.

Post 84 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 14:21:39

did you accept tailist? he's always asking me when he's going to get in

Post 85 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 20:49:48

I'm on level three, and rats have taken over this tavern owner's cellar. Am I supposed to kill them, and if so, how do I do that?

Post 86 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 22:34:07

hit them with your weapon and hope it works

Post 87 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 09-Apr-2007 22:42:16

what's the lepercon good for

Post 88 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2007 0:11:54

Okay.

Post 89 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 11-Apr-2007 22:33:30

how do you get a mysticality sign.

Post 90 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 21-Apr-2007 21:53:44

in reference to post 29 whare is this island

Post 91 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 05-May-2007 15:11:16

how is every one doing on the game I have a question how do you delete a clan I accidentally created a clan I want to delete thanks for the help

Post 92 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 11-May-2007 14:08:38

hey...does anyone have any idea on the scrolls. i managed to get some, and i put 4 scrolls together, to make another scroll, but don't know what i have done. lol

Post 93 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 13-May-2007 20:46:15

yes that confused me for a while to if you want help msn msn me.
can someone help me with this riddle
What do you call a fish with no eyes?Of this riddle we're not proud, If you get stuck, try reading it aloud. What am I

Post 94 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 17-Aug-2007 13:52:26

Well, i can't come up with an answer to that riddle, but I do have a question. What the heck am I supposed to do with a bunch of rat appendices? I have eleven of them, I think.

Post 95 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 17-Aug-2007 17:23:15

sell them

Post 96 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 17-Aug-2007 23:35:12

That's what I thought.

Post 97 by Coldshadow (supreme commander of the shadow fleet) on Saturday, 18-Aug-2007 22:35:10

You can find my on there as well, My username is Tirok.

Post 98 by Coldshadow (supreme commander of the shadow fleet) on Sunday, 19-Aug-2007 12:42:06

Ok, I sent in one application to a clan, but I want to send something to another, but I can't find this one, Club Jehenna.

Post 99 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 21-Aug-2007 3:08:23

Please, someone, tell me there's a way to kill more than one rat at once. i'm sick of having to keep going back in that cellar all the time.

Post 100 by star_singer (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 28-Mar-2008 1:26:37

i hate the maze. how do you guys pass the maze the one to kill the ns. i can't do it i have to get sited players to log in and do it for me crying smiley i have five players JC3 sweet_rose harry_potter music_star booyahman. and i hate growing mushrooms as well a playey named scutterman has made some good grease monkey scripts to use in fire fox. feel free to use them. to find them just go to his profile. smiles thanks guys seeya please let me no on how you get passed the maze since ns 13

Post 101 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Sunday, 30-Mar-2008 20:11:23

no, there isn't. and, How many times do you have to kill those fucking rats!

Post 102 by star_singer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 30-Mar-2008 23:10:06

oh and if you guys need help msn me my msn is krystalwatson@hotmail.com and skype is musicangel2 i am willing to help new players out smiles as for the rat thing just kill them using your weppon and your looking for the rat forcet when you find it turn it off smiles.

Post 103 by star_singer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 30-Mar-2008 23:14:43

until you find the rat forset. i am afraide some times you have to kill 11 some times 12 just depends on how fast you find the rat forset smiles

Post 104 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 31-Mar-2008 8:49:56

Um ... faucet. Yes, it took me a while to find that.

Post 105 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 31-Mar-2008 21:57:23

I hate that quest.

Post 106 by star_singer (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 31-Mar-2008 23:52:56

i no, it can be hard, but just bair with it, you will get there i prommace. remember my msn and skype if ya need a hand i am willing to help. msn krystalwatson@hotmail.com and skype musicangel2 feel free to ad me, i love helping others. or if ya just want to email me normally as i hate hotmail use watsonk@fastmail.fm i have been playing kol for a year now and got a heap of other new blind folks playing now the worst thing is the maze. i can't do it any one no how. i have to get others to log in and do it for me. and the same with growing mushrooms. oh well happy adventureing and add me if ya need a hand ok. seeya

Post 107 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Friday, 04-Apr-2008 16:14:11

yeah i am lvl 4and i gotta slay the boss bat

Post 108 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 06-Apr-2008 2:40:31

ok, I did tr this game a while back, but I couldn't stand it and quit afer a day or two. But, after reading all these posts, I think i'll give it another shot. I'll let ya all know how it goes.

Post 109 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 10-Apr-2008 23:23:53

it's a greatte game.

Post 110 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Friday, 11-Apr-2008 2:02:06

I, too, was a player, then gave it up for a while. Now, I'm back, with a new character. Zoners, meet MrGoodBar, the deisco bandit. He's barely 2nd level, as of this writing. He brought 5 spider webs to the Gourd Towder and got a gourd potion. Now, what?

Post 111 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 13-Apr-2008 22:43:57

ok, people, i've started out again. U can find me as blindndangerous the level 5 accordian thief. I like it a lot more now. Dave, go to the council of loathing, and join a clan when our level 3. U might also find out where the disco bandits guild is, and get quests from them.

Post 112 by star_singer (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 01-May-2008 0:45:58

yep, the guild is cool and go to the councel of loathing they may have some quest for you to do. i am harry_potter as well lol man i have some players but its so cool. so if ya need a hand then add me ok smiley face i am sweet_rose as well as music_star JC3 and a few other players too smiles its so much fun i had to get other players to keep going smiles. as when i ran out of adventures i got sad so had to make some pthers so i could keep playing. oh well take care by happy adventureing smiley face

Post 113 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Friday, 02-May-2008 22:17:37

anybody know how to complete the nimesis quest?

Post 114 by Harmony (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 03-May-2008 8:31:12

I can't sign up for the kingdom of loathing because all the log in names I wanted had already been used.

Post 115 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 04-May-2008 9:09:17

If you need help with any quest, go to:

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page

This is the KOL WIKI. There are links on there that help you with anything pertaining to the game. It is extremely helpful. It's helped me with a lot.

Post 116 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 04-May-2008 15:27:55

Awesome. Thanks a lot for that link.

Post 117 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Sunday, 04-May-2008 15:33:57

Thanks for the link to the KOL wiki; I had forgotten about that. In general, wikis are most helpful. Regarding the poster whos desired login names are all taken, just change a letter or add a number or something; you'll get a name that pleases you.


Cheers,


Mr. Good Bar (Chill Crook)

Post 118 by star_singer (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 05-May-2008 23:59:20

yeah the wikki is good sorry i forgot about that as well. and as for the names, keep an eye on the names you may be able to use them soon because offen sometimes folks don't play kol any more and if they don't play for two months there acount gets deleted which could mean that you may get that name your looking for one day. but mostly folks play when they make a acount but sometimes people can loose interest. and if it is the last part of thee ethek weppon quest no one can complete it till it is updated by the folks who make and code kol.

Post 119 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Tuesday, 06-May-2008 15:16:15

Do they updateit offten? the code i mean.

Post 120 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Wednesday, 07-May-2008 0:02:46

I don't think the code is updated often. One that's even less frequently updated is Heroes of Ardania. I made a new character in that game yesterday, since my old character had been deleted.

Post 121 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 23-May-2008 22:58:57

I cat find snake head charms in the cove. Help.!

Post 122 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 24-May-2008 9:27:44

I haven't been on KOL in a while, gotta get back on before they delete me. I should probably get on that more, since Miriani is kinda hard to play on the mac.:)

Post 123 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Saturday, 24-May-2008 17:06:23

My new character is such a wimp! Lately, as he fights in the tavern cellar, an encounter with one drunken rat sends him slinking back to his camp site, tail between legs...

Post 124 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 24-May-2008 18:02:03

What? come on dave. R u seriously getting beat up by drunk rats?

Post 125 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Sunday, 25-May-2008 22:18:56

you need to wait till your level 4 to do that quest

Post 126 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 25-May-2008 23:35:04

Hi I would be glad to help anyone If you need help message me in Kol my Kol name is jb77 I am a level 14 Disco Bandit. I asended twice, got to level 30, and have also been playing over a year, I started a clan anyone is welcome its called Eric Cartman’s sweet clan. The hardest thing for me was the chamber in the pyramid, and hedge maze puzzle. The puzzle takes luck, and picturing it in your head, and made up a way to find out what the chamber is in the pyramid. Let me know if you want it if you want game cheats check the KoL Wicky. Also check out the KoL forums there is a topic called GM scripts for the visually impaired! The KoL staff is trying to make the game more accessible, and want your feedback!

Post 127 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 25-May-2008 23:38:28

Can't do a quest need help get buffed. Go to www.kingdomofbuffing.com free buffs help alot!

Post 128 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Monday, 26-May-2008 0:42:02

Oh yeah you don't have to wait to do a heigher level to do a quest. Just get buffed at the site I talked about pick 3 Acordien Theef buffs, all the other buffs, and you will be fine.

Post 129 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 26-May-2008 11:26:49

wow maybe i should check that out again, i used to play but it got boring my name out there was lights_rage will prob be again in a few min

Post 130 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Monday, 26-May-2008 15:05:37

Please do come back to the kingdom. I, too, got bored with it for a time, now have renewed interest.

Post 131 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 26-May-2008 15:26:42

Same here. I'm loking it now.

Post 132 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Monday, 26-May-2008 18:00:53

Fear and loking in the kingdom.

Post 133 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Wednesday, 04-Jun-2008 22:38:08

what do you need to get in to the hidden door/?

Post 134 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Friday, 06-Jun-2008 17:41:19

What hidden door are you trying to open?

Post 135 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Friday, 06-Jun-2008 21:41:54

the one to get to the pixles

Post 136 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Friday, 06-Jun-2008 23:37:36

First equip the continuum transfunctioner its a offhand item then go to the woods, and go to the


Back to The Inexplicable Door.

Post 137 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Friday, 06-Jun-2008 23:39:08

ment The Inexplicable Door

Post 138 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 07-Jun-2008 8:33:59

if anybody needs help just send me a mesage at the kingdom of loathing to zentar7, i have a clan called "just don't know" if you would like to join just apli.

Post 139 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Saturday, 07-Jun-2008 13:50:58

where can you get the transfuctioner?

Post 140 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Saturday, 07-Jun-2008 16:35:31

I think I got the transfunctioner at the mystic's hut?

Post 141 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 07-Jun-2008 18:18:06

yes, in the woods is where you can find the transfunctioner, it is a off hand item

Post 142 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Saturday, 07-Jun-2008 20:25:16

yeah, but where?

Post 143 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 07-Jun-2008 21:16:59

You gotta keep adventuring in the woods, and sooner or later, you'll come up on it.

Post 144 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 07-Jun-2008 21:59:12

You don't get the continuum transfunctioner from random adventureing you have to go to the Crack Pots Mistic Shed in the woods you need to listen to the mistec's crazy story. If you need help my KoL name is jb77. I asended twice, am a clan leader, have 29 trophys, 42 familars, and I can help you with allmost everything!

Post 145 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 08-Jun-2008 22:36:24

Also if you are looking for a clan you are welcome to join mine its called Eric Cartman's Sweet clan.

Post 146 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Monday, 16-Jun-2008 11:30:51

thanks, think i'll add ya to friends

Post 147 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Monday, 16-Jun-2008 15:42:39

Thanks hey Hobopolis should be out to night after rollover!! It is a heigh level clan zone to adventure in!

Post 148 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Monday, 16-Jun-2008 18:05:05

nice

Post 149 by Owen Deathstalker (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 29-Jun-2008 13:54:36

level 34 here. If anyone needs help just Kmail me. musicman2004. Also anyone tried Hobopolis? It truly rocks, and the drops are amazing!

Post 150 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Tuesday, 01-Jul-2008 11:56:58

no, i haven't tried it yet

Post 151 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 18-Jul-2008 23:27:04

how do you get out of sewers

Post 152 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Saturday, 19-Jul-2008 18:56:05

just go back to whereever it says

Post 153 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Saturday, 19-Jul-2008 18:56:37

anyone know how to defeat the goblin king?

Post 154 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Saturday, 19-Jul-2008 21:23:39

To beat the goblin king, adventure in the herim until you have an entire herim girl outfit, that includes wig, vale, perfume. Dress yourself in the outfit, and the king will notice you.

Post 155 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 15-Aug-2008 10:25:56

hello loathing plaiers, k, i do have a clan but only 1 member? don't know why but have been playing for a couple of years, have 3 plaiers all have asended at least 2 times, right now i have all 3 in hard core and soon i'll have 1 in the blood moon, all have a couple of trophys, anyways was wondering if anybody has a clan that is doing well? if so please let me know, you can let me know here, or at the kingdom, my plaier name is zentar7, thanks and hope to here from somebody soon, o and if anybody needs some help please feel free to ask, i do have some cheet files i can send or give you hints as well.

Post 156 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 17-Aug-2008 18:52:27

I haven't even found the inexplicable door. i'm a level twelve seal clubber.

Post 157 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 23-Aug-2008 0:32:35

it the beginning of the sorceress quest.

Post 158 by the illusive man (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Friday, 29-Aug-2008 23:46:38

where is the harram?

Post 159 by star_singer (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 30-Aug-2008 0:13:59

hi haven't been on here for a while to see the topic looks cool though, the herem is in the knob in kobs knob. and our clan is good its called k00l feel free to join it has a meat bush a meat orkid and you can get up to four thousand free meat form our clan a day i am going to do a hard core run soon after i can figgure out the stupid maze my friend is making a gm script for it gm stands for grease monkey it is a fire fox ad on fire fox is a web brouser my friends name in kol is scutterman and he has made lots of gm scripts for us vision impeard folks including stuff to help in the l 11 quest in the pearamid the script is called familure one as it also does a lot of things like lables the pets in the kingdom check it out smiles if your intrested message sweet_rose or talk to me on messenger or skype or any thing smiles msn krystalwatson@hotmail.com or skype musicangel2 thanks all happy adventureing all take care

Post 160 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 31-Aug-2008 7:48:02

How the hell do I defeat the bats in the bathole? I know, I'm doing the quests out of order, but I'll get them done, eventually. lol

Post 161 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 31-Aug-2008 13:24:08

You should use the KOL Wiki. It helps tremendously.

Post 162 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 31-Aug-2008 21:02:08

Where do I find it?

Post 163 by star_singer (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 01-Sep-2008 5:06:15

google kol wikki and its bound to come up if not then i am not sure what else to do except i could send you the link in a pm smiles

Post 164 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 01-Sep-2008 10:25:34

Here's the link for the main page:

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page

Post 165 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Monday, 13-Oct-2008 21:49:29

If you can't beet a monster get buffed at www.kingdomofbuffing.com its free! Its easy to find the inexplicable door. Go to the forest then go to the Crackpot Mystics Shed listen to his story. He will give you piece of equitment equip it, and return to the forest.

Post 166 by Jeff (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 14-Dec-2008 18:36:31

Crimbo is here!!

Post 167 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 15-Dec-2008 1:44:32

um...what is crimbo?

Post 168 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 15-Dec-2008 6:33:13

christmas. log in the kingdom and do the festive quest. there is an advent calendar at your campsite, and the quest is in the mountains (just go to crimbo town)

Post 169 by raylo (9) on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2009 9:48:11

I wish I could figure out how to kill the bats. can anybody help?

Post 170 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2009 12:10:05

If you use the KOL Wiki, it'll tell you exactly how to do everything you need to.

Post 171 by raylo (9) on Thursday, 19-Feb-2009 8:58:28

which link do I click on on the wiki page?
if you have skype will you walk me through it?

Post 172 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 19-Feb-2009 12:01:31

From the main page of the WIKI, you can click on whatever you need to. There are options further down the page, for things such as quests, items, weapons, etc. You just click on the one you need help with. For example, if you need help with a particular quest, click on the quests link, and then you can choose which quest you need help with.

Post 173 by raylo (9) on Saturday, 21-Feb-2009 9:50:53

ok.

Post 174 by raylo (9) on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2009 10:20:31

I added you to my skype list Crystal.

Post 175 by raylo (9) on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2009 10:34:18

I have equipped the the sonars and now how do I get the walls broken down with them?

Post 176 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2009 12:50:11

You just use the sonar biscuits from your inventory. When used, the game will automatically reveal the other areas.

Post 177 by raylo (9) on Thursday, 26-Feb-2009 9:44:01

ok, I'll try it. what do I do from there?

Post 178 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 26-Feb-2009 13:20:21

Did you not read the WIKI? It will tell you everything, step by step.

Post 179 by raylo (9) on Friday, 27-Feb-2009 10:16:54

which link do I click on to read the stuff?

Post 180 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 27-Feb-2009 10:24:17

Whichever link you need. There's links for quests, items, monsters, food, etc.

Post 181 by raylo (9) on Sunday, 01-Mar-2009 13:17:01

Ok, I'll look.

Post 182 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2009 13:21:00

hiya.

could anyone please send me 1000 meet?. i need it to buy the rest of the clown outfit from the mall.

username is daniel87

Post 183 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2009 9:00:11

sent it, but I need help trying to get the stupid holy macGuffen back for the Council. I know I'll have to fight Ed the undying, but I can't remember exactly what I'm looking for in the poop deck of the pirates ship on the Mysterious Island of mystery.

Post 184 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2009 13:13:31

thanks joanne, i'll see you on msn later and i'll help you through it!

it's actually been my fave quest so far, well with the exception of the wine celler..

Post 185 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 26-Mar-2009 15:26:10

The wine cellar? God, those wine racks are vicious ...

Post 186 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 26-Mar-2009 18:48:00

yes, tell me about it. the moderators really need to make that easier to finish

Post 187 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 27-Mar-2009 4:41:59

and i actually know a lot of mods, so i'll let them know

Post 188 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 31-Mar-2009 3:01:59

That would take the challenge out of that section if it were easier. just my opinion ...

Post 189 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2009 6:05:55

i wish the hedge maze was easier... messaged for help but no response yet

Post 190 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 02-Apr-2009 16:13:40

I agree. Tehre is absolutely no way a visually impaired person could do it without sighted assistance unless they were using firefox, I think, and I don't use that to play KOL, or do anything related to the internet.

Post 191 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 05-Apr-2009 0:08:36

yes, the hedge maze is a pain to fight and the maze is tricky but it can be done. if anybody would like some help just let me know

Post 192 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 15-May-2009 16:20:45

k, need a little help, I need a flaming mushroom, mushrooms are a little hard to grow and I can normally find 1 in the mall but there are none as of 5159, if you have 1 please send it to zentar7, I am willing to traid. thanks

Post 193 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 17-May-2009 15:11:46

well was finally able to find a flaming mushroom in the mall, so to others, if you are unable to find something in the mall, keep trying, it should show up sooner or later

Post 194 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 19-May-2009 2:44:48

How the heck do I get in to the chamber to fight Ed the Undying? Rats keep either taking my bronze tokens, or knocking me out in the rom where i"m supposed to get abomb.

Post 195 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Saturday, 23-May-2009 16:35:42

I used to be a loather but got frustrated wen I couldn't kill the Knob Gobblin king. I was a level 7 Disco Bandit.

Post 196 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 7:10:02

okay, I had some help with my problem. When you're in the upper chamber in the small pyramid, you have to do the following to get in to the chamber where Ed the Undying is:
turn the wheel three times to get in to the room where the bronze tokens are
go in there and get one
go back up to the upper chamber and turn the wheel four times to get in to the room where the vending machine is
go in there to get a bomb
return to the upper chamber and turn the wheel three more times to get the pile of rubble
go to the pile of rubble and it'll tell you what happens next.

Post 197 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 17:11:00

Now I need help with the darn hedge maze. lol

Post 198 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 17:19:21

Here is a good web page to check, "warrning this page does have spoilers". also has a helpful search engine for help with the different parts of the game.
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page

Post 199 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 15-Jun-2009 19:27:21

Anyone know anything about The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower? KoL wiki has scarce little on it and after I opened the door with the key (second quest), I can't do anything. All it says is:
Tower Ruins (1)
and it's not a graphic.
Doesn't cost me an adventure, but can't even accomplish anything by clicking anything in JAWS.
Maybe I just need better stats or something to go further in this quest. Ah well, I have a lot of quests on the plate now anyway, what with the smithing the legendary weapon and the killing bats / the goblin king ...

Post 200 by raylo (9) on Monday, 15-Jun-2009 20:08:52

It should be a link, just press enter on that link that you described and jaws should work, if not, I would try repairing jaws or something or your internet browser, because it works for me.